‘I laughed my b*llocks off.’ – Dave Myers from the Hairy Bikers ‘A funny, cynical man and a lovely artist’ – Neil Gaiman ‘Very funny… Catches the mood of the times.’ – Steven Moffat, writer and producer of TV’s Sherlock and Doctor Who. ‘The gentle and reassuring traditions of classic children’s books lovingly observed, and then gleefully profaned. Are you sitting comfortably? Well, that was probably your first mistake.’​Dan Abnett, writer of the Guardians of the Galaxy comic books ‘Lovely!… There is just something very funny about cuddly toys swearing. Very cheering!’Cathy Rentzenbrink, author of The Last Act of Love ‘If you like inspirational messages, see hope in the eyes of a toy, and dream of a better world, then you're an idiot. Buy this fantastic book and BE MORE PANDA.’David Quantick, comedy writer of The Thick of It, Veep and TV Burp 'I love this book! The dry, potty-mouthed humour is right up my street and Panda is an iconically cantankerous character. I predict that lots of grown-ups who've behaved themselves this year will be asking Santa for a copy in their Christmas stocking!'Matt Cain​, writer and broadcaster​  ‘It’s pure unadulterated grown-up naughty joy! Just what we need to give us a good laugh’Rowan Coleman, author of The Accidental Mother ‘I love it. Genuinely… Really appeals to my warped sense of humour.’ – Gary Andrews, author of Finding Joy ‘I’ve fallen in love with the irascible, sweary Panda. Superbly drawn and acutely observed. I see tee-shirts ahead. I want the one that says, “F*ck off, I’m reading”.’ – Carole Matthews, author of A Minor Indiscretion and A Cottage by the Sea ‘If ever there was a time when we needed this book – it’s now. I can’t tell you how much I LOVED it. I’m buying it for EVERYONE! It’s beyond brilliant. It’s going to be a massive hit.’   – Milly Johnson, author of The Teashop on the Corner

The enormously funny parody of Charlie Mackesy’s The Boy, the Mole, the Fox and the Horse • The phenomenal sales of the Charlie Mackesy make this book ripe for parody.• It’s unquestionable hilarity will appeal to fans and sceptics alike.• Well-observed parodies in this vein have historically had huge sales: Eats, Shites and Leaves (86k tcm); Fifty Sheds of Grey(172k tcm); A Shite History of Nearly Everything (25k tcm). Competition: The Boy, the Mole, the Fox and the Horse; Big Panda, Tiny Dragon; The Girl, the Penguin, the Homeschooling and the Gin; The Woman, the Mink, the Cod and the Donkey;A Shite History of Nearly Everything;Fifty Sheds of Grey;. By;Charlie Mackesy;A. Parody;C.T. Grey;Josie Lloyd;Emlyn Rees