Dinosaurs! The Tooth Fairy! Mutant Fairies! Other kinds of weird fairies... deviant gnomes, zombies, dorks, Christmas, artificial intelligence and robots—this book has it all! And whether you love her, or hate her, or like, really love to hate her—Cinderella “Cindy” Monroe is out to steal your heart, or at least a few quarts of your blood. Collected for the first time ever (and finally!), in this chaos-and-insanity-drenched volume of wacky logic, borderline-deliriously-sweet animal friendships, and hacks and slashes to all forms of life and un-life alike, Cindy knows what your darkest fantasies are (no, no those!) and she brings them to death right before your eyes in the largest book we could bind!