Preface Acknowledgements Editor's Note Unsettled Meddling, an introduction in verse Chapter 1: Oh, the Places You'll Go! The Examined, Happy Life Benjamin Rider Chapter 2: My Troubles are going to have Troubles with Me: Schopenhauer, Pessimism, and Nietzche Jacob M. Held Chapter 3: Gretrude McFuzz Should've Read Marx, Or Sneetches of the World Unite Jacob M. Held Chapter 4: Socratic Seuss: Intellectual Integrity and Truth-Orientation Matthew F. Pierlott Chapter 5: Neither Here, nor There, no Anywhere? Randall E. Auxier Chapter 6: McElligot's Pool: Epistemology (with Fish!) Ron Novy Chapter 7: On Beyond Modernity, Or Conrad and a Postmodern Alphabet Jacob M. Held Chapter 8: From There to Here, From Here to There, Diversity is Everywhere Tanya Jeffcoat Chapter 9: What Would You Do If Your Mother Asked You? A Brief Introduction to Ethics Jacob M. Held and Eric N. Wilson Chapter 10: Horton Hears You, Too! Seuss and Kant on Repecting Persons Dean A. Kowalski Chapter 11: Pragmatist Ethics with John Dewey, Horton, and the Lorax Thomas M. Alexander Chapter 12: The Grinch's Change of Heart: Whodunit? Anthony Cunningham Chapter 13: Thidwick the Big-Hearted Bearer of Property Rights Aeon J. Skoble Chapter 14: Rebellion in Slala-ma-Sond: The Social Contract and a Turtle Named "Mack" Ron Novy Chapter 15: Whose Egg is it, Really? Property Rights and Distributive Justice Henry Cribbs Chapter 16: It's Not Personal...It's Just Bizzyneuss: Business Ethics, the Company, Its Stakeholders Matthew F. Pierlott Chapter 17: Speaking for Business, Speakign for Trees: Business and Environment in The Lorax Johann A. Klaassen and Mari-Gretta G. Klaassen Chapter 18: Dr. Seuss Meets Philosophical Aesthetics Dwayne Tunstall The Menagerie: Author Bios

This is a unique book. I would not have imagined anyone imagining doing such a thing—but these philosophers did. They imagined it, and they did it. And it is published. You can hold it in your hand, or even read it. Oy vey!