“Without great supervillains, superheroes would have no one to fight but with each other. King Oblivia, Ph.D, has performed a noble public service with The Super Villain Handbook, and deserves the unbounded gratitude of every thinking comic book fan. Excelsior.”—Stan LeeLooking for a way out of the rat race? Tired of your ho-hum, workaday life? Have an inexplicable love of turning human beings into inanimate objects? Then professional supervillainy might just be for you!With tips from the renowned founder and overlord of the International Society of Supervillains, The Supervillain Handbook is your one-stop-shop for everything evil. Gain invaluable insight on the art of revenge, choosing your evil name, where to find the perfect lair, and much more! The table of contents includes:MotivationQualificationsGoalRhetoricStaffingFacilitiesPlanningAnd more!“It isn’t all just fun and torture. There’s a lot of preparation involved, and creating mass hysteria and fear for a living isn’t for everyone. Still, being a career scoundrel can be the most satisfying work in the world, if you’re up to it. If this sounds like what you’re looking for in a career, then read on recruit, and be prepared to enter the world of wrong, wrathful wickedness!”